All Sloane Crosley Quotes
- You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you… Bed
- I prefer to record all traumas and save them for later, playing them over and over so they can haunt me for a disproportionate number… All
- As we grow up, it feels like you should either invite people into your life or not. There should be fewer and fewer instances of… Doses
- I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less as pathetic as it sounds. Happen
- A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people. Inspirational
- It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension. Build
- I thought I'd had another few decades before my noise complaint years. Complaint
- We are only as good as our most extreme experiences Experiences
- As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver. Still,… Adulthood
- Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen… Adulthood
- You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I think a lot… Adulthood
- Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit… Adulthood
- Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? Adulthood
- The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage. Anything Ever
- The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten. Bad
- Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. Blower
- Okay, this is Fran Lebowitz. She gave an interview once for the Paris Review about trying to write fiction and saying that fiction writers start… Able
- Working on an essay versus a novel is like the difference between seeing to that curtain and seeing to New Jersey. Curtain
- I think humor is the social use. You can put anything in it. I think - yes, I speak heavily in analogies - it is… Analogies
- I felt like I wasn't doing justice to either side of my life. It wasn't pronounced. Publicity is an awkward thing to do. It is… All