Best Sloane Crosley Words
- There's an 'Everything must go!' emotional liquidation feel to the end of your twenties, isn't there? What will happen if we turn thirty and we're… Any
- There's just no concept of layering a thick-sleeved sweater under a coat in L.A. A coat is more of a gesture than a necessity. You… Case
- Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we can axe 'like,… Axe
- We've come to expect so little from online privacy measures that public displays of concern about the matter are more or less for show. Being… Air
- When I was nine years old, I wrote a short story called 'How to Build a Snowman,' from which no practical snowperson-crafting techniques could be… Assignment
- You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you've felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial. Beauty
- When I was 14, a camp counselor explained what "eating out" was and I vowed to never have it done to me. It seemed cannibalistic… All
- Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know we're all women.… All
- Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it. Inspirational
- It seemed more and more like something out of a children's book - the butterfly that followed the little girl all the way home to… All
- I thought of a high school report I did on the Belgian artist Rene Magritte and a quote I once read from him, something about… All
- I find that anything culturally significant that happened before '93 I associate with the decade before it. In fact, Oregon Trail is one of a… All
- Because, ten-year-olds of the world, you shouldn't believe what your teachers tell you about the beauty and specialness and uniqueness of you. Or, believe it,… Beauty
- Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older. Fine
- There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not. High
- I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are like the triathalon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette… Bachelorette
- No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note. Affair
- Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. Clapping
- I was taught that candles are like house cats - domesticated versions of something wild and dangerous. There's no way to know how much of… Bad
- I called my mother immediately to inform her that she was a bad parent. "I can't believe you let us watch this. We ate dinner… Ate
- I never asked my mother where babies came from but I remember clearly the day she volunteered the information....my mother called me to set the… Asked
- The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie… Adult
- You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. All
- We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating. All
- But now my problems had been set loose. They could be anywhere at any time and I was just like everyone else I knew: almost… Any
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