"I thought we had reached an understanding, the……" — Sloane Crosley

"I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are like the triathalon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall of their bikes and choke on ocean water."

— Sloane Crosley

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One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of… — Jennifer Aniston
I could get away with not taking care of myself as a bachelorette but as a mom I can't. — Alanis Morissette
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I'm a choreographer and I love watching 'The Bachelorette.' — Taye Diggs
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When people are on 'The Bachelor' it gives them the opportunity to put their best foot forward, especially when you're… — Jake Pavelka
Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the… — Chelsea Handler
I know I've said this before but I'll say it again. I'm insanely excited to watch The Bachelorette...I'm not afraid… — Frankie Muniz

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