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- If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could…
- I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where…
- I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and…
- You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer,…
- I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All…
- When things are going well, I can't write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times,…
- I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.
- If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
- A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the…
- As an Irish person, there's a historical fascination with America: America is the default green and promised land for Irish people and Italians; that's what…
- I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought…
- I'm really not big on nationalism, to be honest with you. I really don't think it gets people anywhere except near a pile of dead…
- Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel shows; it is structured fun. It reminds me of…
- Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to…
- Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always…
- I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
- I was very into New Order, Joy Division, all of that when I was younger. I had a lot of bootlegs that I saved up…
- One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
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- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash