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Me Quotes by Dylan Moran
- When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the…
- If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could…
- You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer,…
- Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
- What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something that occurred to…
- When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when…
- I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
- In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.
- I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
- I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving…
- Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.
- Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the audience. I'm doing…
- I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like...…
- I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and…
- Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel shows; it is structured fun. It reminds me of…
- Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to…
- Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto