Comedy Quotes

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I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable. — Malin Akerman
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. — Mel Brooks
Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. — Mel Brooks
Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with… — Mel Brooks
I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances. — Mel Brooks
Human life is a combination of tragedy and comedy. The shapes and designs that surround us are the music accompanying this tragedy and this comedy. — Alvar Aalto
I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres. — Carrie Brownstein
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha… — Lenny Bruce
As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment. — Sandra Bullock
Comedy is wonderful when you really nail it and you hear people laughing, but it's not always that easy. — Sandra Bullock
I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy. — Sandra Bullock
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there. — Sandra Bullock
There weren't roles for females in comedies for a really long time. — Sandra Bullock
Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies. — Sandra Bullock
I think in general, romantic comedies tend to take one person's point of view, but every once in a while you get something that is… — Sandra Bullock
Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing… — Sandra Bullock
Comedy is tragedy plus time. — Carol Burnett
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. — George Burns
I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy. — Carter Burwell
I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and… — Sophia Bush

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