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Comedy Quotes by Kevin Hart
- The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
- How the hell do you wake up dead?
- My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
- For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.
- In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
- Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that…
- Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that…
- You sleep or nah
- One bed One pillow, wanna go night night nigga?
- I can do 9 positions in 23 seconds!!!!
- Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
- You see, the way my bank account is set up...
- Kevin Hart comedy shows is better then Mike Epps
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