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Comedy Quotes by Louis C. K.
- You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for…
- Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.
- Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.
- I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
- Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.
- I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good…
- Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and…
- Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
- I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
- To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
- The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
- Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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