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- I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who…
- The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
- You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
- Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
- I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
- I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a…
- Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't…
- I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in…
- If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you…
- Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform…
- When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.
- A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
- I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
- I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
- It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
- Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
- There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the…
- Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
- There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
- You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'
- If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real…
- There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to…
- Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
- Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
- I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'
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