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Me Quotes by Louis C. K.
- I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids…
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good…
- I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are…
- You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for…
- I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time…
- I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a…
- Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't…
- I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in…
- I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
- To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
- To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
- I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
- There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to…
- Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
- I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high…
- If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
- It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
- People don't talk to me on airplanes.
- To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
- I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then…
- There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate…
- The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's…
- Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting…
- They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale