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Thinking Quotes by Louis C. K.
- You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents…
- I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do…
- I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are…
- I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
- I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time…
- I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a…
- I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.
- I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think…
- If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em. Even…
- I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down.…
- God is like a shitty girlfriend.
- If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
- I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for…
- Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and…
- Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of…
- There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
- Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
- Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't…
- There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really…
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