"Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If……" — Louis C. K.
"Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of all the crazy stuff I could do with it. This guy, 90 billion dollars. He could buy every baseball team and make them all wear dresses and still have 88 billion dollars."
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
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