"If I had a billion dollars I would...oh…" — Zach Braff
"If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do."
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site.
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you…
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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
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The new discovery of a 3.3 billion barrel oil deposit off Norway's coast cements that nation's claim to being Europe's…
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Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around…
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Folks, you're the reason that the automobile industry is back. Whether it was the wage freezes, the plant closures, folks,…
— Joe Biden
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars.…
— Lewis Black
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If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
— Richard Branson
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Why should a great and powerful nation like the United States allow its relationship with more than a billion Muslims…
— John O. Brennan
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With an annual investment of $66 billion by 2007, we can save 8 million lives each year.
— Gro Harlem Brundtland
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Look at Islam in a rational manner and without demagoguery or emotion. It is the leading religion of the world…
— Zbigniew Brzezinski
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Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before…
— Warren Buffett
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In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million.…
— Nolan Bushnell
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