Oh Wait Quotes

69 quotes by 60 authors

For most of my 20s, I looked like I was 12. Now that I'm pushing 40, I guess I look closer to... 15? It must… — Gabriel Mann
If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do. — Zach Braff
I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and… — Dave Barry
Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing… — Magnus
Why would I get a wild card into an American tournament, (as the) top-ranked American? Why would that happen? That makes too much sense. Maybe… — Andy Roddick
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does. — Ann Coulter
I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take… — Amy Sedaris
Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you… — Jon Stewart
Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I really hate it… — P. C. Cast
It is leashed. Now drop the subject or Iâ€™ll tell Sin youâ€™ve seen me naked. (Kat) I will never bring this topic up again. Oh… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hmmm, I bet youâ€™d be really cute with hornays. Not that youâ€™re not cute right now, but youâ€™re a bit young. Youâ€™re only what? Four… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like weâ€™re having a psycho reunion this weekâ€¦Oh wait, itâ€™s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Câ€™mon, Tally. Donâ€™t you want your clothes, your keys? Oh wait, how about some dignity? (Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Where are my guards? (Wulf) Oh, one is right here, but heâ€™s not feeling very talkative. Death has a way of making even the chattiest… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. "How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Does anyone smell roasting meat?' said Razo, 'Oh, wait, it's just Geric's face. — Shannon Hale
Destiny was a machine built over time, each choice that you made in life adding another gear, another conveyor belt, another assemblyman. Where you ended… — J R Ward
Won? Heâ€™s one of them! How exactly is that winning?â€ Michael shook his head, moved up behind her, and put his hands on her shoulders.… — Rachel Caine
Do you want to go back to Vienna?â€ he said. Alec didnâ€™t answer, just stared into space. â€œOr we could go somewhere else,â€ said Magnus.… — Cassandra Clare
He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait... — Ilona Andrews

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