"I say we scrap the current system and……" — Dave Barry
"I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and then you send some money to the person at the top of the list, and then you... Oh, wait, that is our current system."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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