Oh Wait Quotes

69 quotes by 58 authors

Computers phones tv's and technology what ever happened to climing a tree mud pies and eating worms... what happened to always beeing outside what happened… — Drew Fonner
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep. Oh… — Ryan Cardenas
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. — Curly
How unfortunate someone has replaced your dick with a thumb. Oh.. Wait.. Get out. — Jeremy G
Sorry for fucking me over? sorry for lyin to me? sorry for getting my hopes up? sorry for everything? ussually fixes everything but now I'm… — Kiara Leigh:*
Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup. — Ritu Ghatourey
Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a… — The Hangover 2
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a… — Nikhil Saluja
3 miles on the elliptical and 60 sit-ups. Gotta get in shape to kick some ass!...Oh wait I'm 5'2 and that'll never happen?...Shit. — Sarah Hyland

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