Oh Wait Quotes

69 quotes by 58 authors

Cause every time you tell a girl you like her, she says what a great friend you are, right? Oh wait, that's me. You're the… — Mouth McFadden
Oh wait your a panic fan.. that explains it all basically sums up everyone who runs there mouth — Audrey Kitching
Oh wait. I don't do hook-ups. — Matthew Lush
Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, it's just a sparkle. Can you get a little closer and help me out a little bit. — Stephen Jerzak
What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr — Futurama
See you at our ani... oh wait your not coming to our aniversary! — Spencer Pratt
Oh wait, that was me, Oh wait that was me. I froze to death. My last words choking your breath. — Jonny Craig
Wana hear a joke about my penis? oh wait, its to long. wana hear a joke about my vagina? oh wait, you'll never get it. — Abbey
I wish a had amnesia so I could forget you and all of my problems. oh wait you are the problem — Unknown Author
Thought you were always going to be there for me.. oh wait! yes you are when you aint with your other friends. — Carly P
You will die in seven days oh wait never mind I'm on vacation. you will die in 2 mounths or so. — Timothy Anderson
Fed up of the lieing fed up of the crying your not worth trying go take you and your other friend and go oh wait… — Koolio
Please understand that not everyone has a perfect life! oh wait thats right, no one has a perfect life. So suck it up, your not… — Brandon Wagner
I smell something burning. Oh...wait....nevermind, It's just my brain cells frying. — Unknown Author
I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else. — Jenna Marbles
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, oh wait, I did x) — Rachel
Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you. — Justine Ezarik
Since Romney supports my right to buy guns with unlimited clips, will he let me buy nuclear weapons too? I need em 2 hunt bin… — Kal Penn
Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot to dial. — Rachel Green
My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind. — Christopher Mintz Plasse

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