Oh Wait Quotes

69 quotes by 60 authors

Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them… — Lemmy Kilmister
Just what I neededâ€”a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude. — Laurell K. Hamilton
I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night. — Steve Martin
My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as… — Charlaine Harris
You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean — Jeff Mariotte
Leave her out of this" "Why? Because you're doing her? Oh wait, I forgot. Stiffs don't do that sort of thing — Veronica Roth
Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from… — Stephen Colbert
bite me. oh wait, you can't from way out there." - eve — Rachel Caine
What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as… — Rick Riordan
Eve: "What do you want?" Nadine: "A man of amazing sexual prowess, great sensitivity, stupendous abs, and the face of an angel. Toss in a… — Nora Roberts
Yeah, my bad," Leo muttered. "I should've crashed on one of the other islands. Oh, wait-there aren't any!" She [Calypso] snarled and kept walking along… — Rick Riordan
And if you had an, an opportunity to have a hot meal, you did. That was the cook. But you didn't stop and say, This… — Howard Bailey
I dont mean to sound like a bitch but...oh wait yes I do! — Ana
NO, its okay, just pretend you dont even know me. Its not like were dating or anything. Oh WAIT... We are... — Broken Soul
Jason, You're very low. I don't make shitty quotes to people but this is on my mind so quote it. You have no right to… — Jasmine Laura
Oh wait did I forget to tell you FUCKKK YOU! — Ashley
Goodmorning my girl - friend that I love you so much I can spend a billion on you baby I wrote so many of these… — Julio
Lets play truth or dare! oh wait we can only play dare, you don't know how to tell the truth. — Patience Hardy
~Let's play Truth or Dare! Oh wait.. we can only play dare, you don't know how to tell the truth..~ Thankz Patience for letting me… — Patience Hardy
Lets play truth or dare! Oh wait, we can only play dare since you don't know how to speak the truth..... — Patience Hardy

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