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Laughing Quotes by Louis C. K.
- I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld. Or it can…
- I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time…
- I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a…
- I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.
- I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think…
- If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em. Even…
- I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down.…
- God is like a shitty girlfriend.
- If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
- I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for…
- Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and…
- Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of…
- There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
- Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
- Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't…
- There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really…
- It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
- I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.
- I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
- To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
- I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even…
- You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and…
- When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end…
- Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
More Laughing Quotes
- When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely. — Margaret Atwood
- Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs. — Sri Aurobindo
- For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? — Jane Austen
- One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen
- My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile. — Dan Aykroyd
- We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone? — Anna Letitia Barbauld
- I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a… — Joseph Barbera
- When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative. — Francis Bacon
- I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their… — Roseanne Barr
- I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make… — Joey Lauren Adams
- You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself. — Ethel Barrymore