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Really Quotes by Louis C. K.
- People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people…
- People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It…
- Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid…
- I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,…
- I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
- I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are…
- I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good…
- I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for…
- There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really…
- Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform…
- A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
- My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.
- To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
- The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
- When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just…
- There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate…
- A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating…
- Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really…
- That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's…
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