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- I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who…
- Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and…
- I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in…
- Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform…
- I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
- I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
- I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
- A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
- When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just…
- If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real…
- There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to…
- When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking…
- Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
- I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
- I like all ladies of all different ages.
- There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate…
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's…
- Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really…
- Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting…
- I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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