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Kids Quotes by Louis C. K.
- I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids…
- When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to…
- Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to…
- There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild,…
- The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in…
- Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
- My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!
- It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford the Big Red…
- You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents…
- You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They just keep coming…
- I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This…
- My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but it’s somebody who…
- I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down.…
- When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a…
- My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.
- I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
- I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
- If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
- When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
- I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
- I was an awkward kid.
- That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's…
- I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody…
- When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
- I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in…
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- The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids. — Billie Joe Armstrong
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- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire