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- I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids…
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat…
- I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This…
- If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby,…
- You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for…
- My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but it’s somebody who…
- I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time…
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
- Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and…
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave…
- Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
- I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
- America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
- There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the…
- When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
- There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to…
- I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
- When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on…
- I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then…
- I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's…
- Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really…
- Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through,…
- Look, it's some cunt coming out of that cunt's cunt.
- I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,…
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