"If you're a cartoon character or most TV……" — Louis C. K.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight,… - Louis C. K.

"If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye."

— Louis C. K.

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