Comedy Quotes

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Bars sound like I'm under oath nigga. I comedy central roast niggas and turn 'em to ghost niggas. — Drake
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the… — Chris Pratt
With comedy, it's a combination of knowing the comedic beat was good, it made you laugh, it made people on the crew laugh. With drama,… — Chris Pratt
The only way physical comedy works is if you don't see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is. You have to… — Chris Pratt
It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is. In terms of… — Ellie Kemper
Coming up with comedy is hard, man. Those bits aren't easy to think of! — Craig Robinson
Who needs Comedy Central when you have the infomercial channels! — Ramandeep Singh
Wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?.... Do I really have nothing better to do! — Serenity Karma
Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed. — Serenity Karma
Oh Darling! when you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants again ... — Manish Bhagtani
Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. — Ritu Ghatourey
I like my bitches like I like my comedy, raunchy as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
Comedy equals Tragedy plus Twitter minus Time. — Nikhil Saluja
There is a fine line between fishing, and standing on the shore like an idiot. — Levita Charin
Life is a like a movie,if u r sad- drma,if u r afraid -suspense.if u r angry action,when u look at mirror-horror,now u r smiling… — Melchor Lim
First, ask yourself: Is the feeling mine or someone elses? It could be both. If the emotion such as fear or anger is yours, gently… — Unknown Author
The only comedy in romantic comedies is the romance part. — Nikhil Saluja

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