Comedy Quotes

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Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was just… — Jason Segel
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's no snacks! Opening Refrigerator nothing there either Then right after that, you go back to the cabinet thinking some snacks… — Unknown Author
God inspired me, because I was blessed with the knowledge that I wanted to do this. And my mother supported it. She said, 'Whatever it… — Martin Lawrence
A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets… — Andy Samberg
Oh, man. He knows not what he does to my comedy bones. This is the one where it's all one side of his phone calls.… — Andy Samberg
If anyone feels the way about Hot Rod that I felt about the comedies I liked growing up, I feel like it's a success. It… — Andy Samberg
There's such a boy's club with comedy in Hollywood and that's what Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell do-they develop their own comedies. I… — Anna Faris
Darjeeling Limited is a comedy but there is substance, there is feeling and an opportunity for three brothers to reconnect and contemplate their dysfunctional relationship… — Adrien Brody
I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just… — Nick Cannon
Clearly romantic comedy is my franchise genre, I don't mind saying that, it's true. I love doing them and hopefully always will do them. I… — Meg Ryan
Friends changed my life in so many ways. It gave me opportunity. It gave me freedom. It gave me a family of close friends with… — Courteney Cox
I love doing these scenes. I love that I'm the guy that went for it. I will do just about anything for the sake of… — Jason Biggs
I really would love to do a romantic comedy because I am pretty much the nerdiest, goofiest girl you have ever met. I think having… — Nicole Scherzinger
I'm not sure sophisticated comedy has a place on television any more. I'd like to think it still does ... But I'm not sure the… — Kelsey Grammer
I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless… — Jerry Seinfeld
If people would only think of my father's gift of comedy instead of his death, I would love it. I have an album of his… — Freddie Prinze Jr
I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere. — Tracy Morgan
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes- everybody's got one,… — Tracy Morgan
There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years,… — Kristen Wiig
The comedy was always there. There's this moment I remember from when I was seven or eight: I was with a friend and she started… — Maya Rudolph

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