Comedy Quotes

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It's very strange to be known as a situation-comedy guy...I was mostly Serious Theater Guy. I definitely feel like I'm a stage actor first and… — David Schwimmer
I would love to do a comedy. The primary thing is complexity. The reason I play so many dark characters is because there is room… — Billy Zane
My first job was selling doors, door to door. That's a tough job isn't it? Bing Bong; Hello, can I interest you in a- oh… — Bill Bailey
There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey
Roses are red, bacon is red, poems are hard........... bacon — Unknown Author
Its funny because once you do a comedy then the next opportunities you get are sort of in that line. I would love to do… — Kristen Bell
Most common misconception is that this is trying to rip off High School Musical! Quite the contrary, as this show really isn't a musical at… — Cory Monteith
I get more satisfaction out of comedy stuff. I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact. — Hugh Grant
Let's just turn off the lights and play a game called whos In My Mouth? — Dane Cook
I remember the feeling when I was doing those comedy shows in little pubs in London. I remember feeling like a real man at the… — Hugh Grant
Maybe American Pie was the closest thing I've had, because it led to some more comedy jobs. It gave me more comedy cred, because everyone… — John Cho
You can't know because everybody's got a different opinion and you might think 'Oh my God, this is amazing,' and people don't get it. You… — Mena Suvari
You see, the way my bank account is set up... — Kevin Hart
I don't take myself too seriously. I think if you can treat comedy as normal then inevitably you will get more laughs. Even in adventure… — Brendan Fraser
I'm not casting judgement...i'm just telling how I see it, mow when 5 people clamim to be your babydaddy.....you're a hoe. — Unknown Author
It is actually really fun. By the end of the last season we realized that we wanted to do a sex farce more than we… — Jon Cryer
Ive always, always loved comedy and dramatic work equally. In an ideal world Im in a role where I get to actually do both just… — Connie Britton
My ex send me a pic about his bf having sex I send it to his dad — Unknown Author
I've got a pretty blue sense of humor. So, I'm pretty much game for anything. I couldn't think of something, off the top of my… — Michelle Monaghan
I've just sold my first TV show to a network. It's a comedy and it may never make it to air but it's exciting to… — Teri Hatcher

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