Comedy Quotes

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Why don't you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge, and get over it! — Christopher Titus
Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport. — Unknown Author
I'm so sorry I fell down. — Buster Keaton
Life is too serious to do farce comedy. — Buster Keaton
No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat. — Buster Keaton
Well, I'd say that the minute sound came in, it was everybody talking their heads off and going for dialogue laughs. All your writers did… — Buster Keaton
People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker.… — Stephen Colbert
Right up the avenue, fly as a parachute, high as a paratroop ..ER, before he deployed, u ain't a d-boy, you a fuckin' decoy, you… — Currensy
Nobody's ever challenged me and tapped into what I can do. I ain't played a villain which I believe I can do and do real… — Martin Lawrence
At this point in my life Ive done a lot of things from stand-up to my own television show for five years to successful comedy… — Martin Lawrence
I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our humor… — George Lopez
I am going to bring a more eclectic group of actors and a more eclectic group of musicians from Mana to Santana to Slash and… — George Lopez
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I… — George Lopez
I think all comedy has victims, really, ... Even if it's not a victim that appears on camera, usually there's a victim. If it's political… — Tom Green
Youre a supermarket punk rock television comedy. — Goo Goo Dolls
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the… — Bo Burnham
There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a lescom circuit. Gay Pride Month, formerly known as June, is… — Kate Clinton
Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up. — Jeff Ross
Live comedy is ? — Ben Elton
What a career for Shaq Diesel!! The most dominating force to ever play the game. Great person to be around as well. Comedy all the… — Lebron James

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