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• I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies.… — Drew Barrymore
• Since I was seventeen I thought I might be a star. I'd think about all my heroes, Charlie Parker, Jimi… — Jean-Michel Basquiat
• I got a poster from Columbia Records, and there's Miles Davis, Charlie Mingus, Ellington, Count Basie - everybody in that… — Dave Brubeck
• It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. And… — Gabriel Byrne
• Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such… — Graydon Carter
• People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or… — Tommy Chong
• I hate remakes of TV shows - I didn't like the new Charlie's Angels at all - and I just… — Pamela Anderson
• Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself. — Unknown Author
• Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago — Ernest Hemingway
• I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin… — David Hasselhoff
• First off I want to thank God, because he's the one I look up to, he's graced my life with… — Matthew McConaughey
• Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject, is the best… — Sarah Vowell

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