Charlie Sheen Quotes

25 Charlie Sheen quotes by 20 unique authors

It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. And anything in between that can… — Gabriel Byrne
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger,… — Graydon Carter
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off… — Charlie Sheen
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. — Jon Lovitz
It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast. — Ricky Gervais
Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up. — Jeff Ross
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could… — Anthony Jeselnik
I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them. — April Bowlby
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit — Charlie Sheen
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed. — Chuck Lorre
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year… — Chuck Lorre
America pays its bills. It always has. It always will. The fact that Washington is now debating whether to honor its debts and obligations, then,… — Peter Welch
Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged? — Neil Patrick Harris
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her… — Conan O'Brien
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. — Charlie Sheen
I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there… — Betty White
I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen. — Henry Rollins
Was charlie sheen on like mike? — Michael Blackson
Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up. — Jeff Ross
I read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I thought well shouldn't that be an even number? *Smacked myself in tha face* Charlie Sheen! (He… — Unknown Author
I have one speed. I have one gear. Go! I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. — Charlie Sheen
I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen. — John Stamos
How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men... — Caitlin Bower
Devil laughing like a hyena Losing all the good in my demeanor. I dont wanna go psycho but yo the flow ya know I got… — Tech N9ne
Congratulations to Charlie Sheen, who's marrying his longtime girlfriend. I have to say...Charlie Sheen has a longtime girlfriend? — Jimmy Kimmel

Who Wrote These Charlie Sheen Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 25 Charlie Sheen Quotes as follows: