Charlie Sheen Quotes
25 Charlie Sheen quotes by 20 unique authors
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It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. And anything in between that can…
— Gabriel Byrne
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Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger,…
— Graydon Carter
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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off…
— Charlie Sheen
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How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
— Jon Lovitz
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It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.
— Ricky Gervais
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Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
— Jeff Ross
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could…
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.
— April Bowlby
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Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit
— Charlie Sheen
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If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
— Chuck Lorre
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I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year…
— Chuck Lorre
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America pays its bills. It always has. It always will. The fact that Washington is now debating whether to honor its debts and obligations, then,…
— Peter Welch
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Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?
— Neil Patrick Harris
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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her…
— Conan O'Brien
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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
— Charlie Sheen
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I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there…
— Betty White
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I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen.
— Henry Rollins
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Was charlie sheen on like mike?
— Michael Blackson
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Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
— Jeff Ross
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I read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I thought well shouldn't that be an even number? *Smacked myself in tha face* Charlie Sheen! (He…
— Unknown Author
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I have one speed. I have one gear. Go! I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
— Charlie Sheen
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I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.
— John Stamos
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How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...
— Caitlin Bower
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Devil laughing like a hyena Losing all the good in my demeanor. I dont wanna go psycho but yo the flow ya know I got…
— Tech N9ne
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Congratulations to Charlie Sheen, who's marrying his longtime girlfriend. I have to say...Charlie Sheen has a longtime girlfriend?
— Jimmy Kimmel
Who Wrote These Charlie Sheen Quotes
20 authors contributed a total of 25 Charlie Sheen Quotes as follows: