"Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being…" — Doug Stanhope
"Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny."
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28 Quotes by Doug Stanhope
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Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can…
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I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George…
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I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than…
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Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
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Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
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Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there,…
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There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
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I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that…
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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
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Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone…
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If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
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Beauty is about perception, not about make-up. I think the beginning of all beauty is knowing and liking oneself. You…
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
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You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can only decide how you're going to…
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Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and…
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