"Why don't you climb down off the cross,……" — Christopher Titus
"Why don't you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge, and get over it!"
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23 Quotes by Christopher Titus
Christopher Titus has 23 quotes on this site.
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Born free. Taxed to death.
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Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what…
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God bless America. But God, please help Canada.
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If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
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No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
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Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be…
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Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
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Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies,…
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Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.
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The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and…
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We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.
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Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.
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More Bridge Quotes
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We can't cross that bridge until we come to it, but I always like to lay down a pontoon ahead…
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In the end, punk inevitably burned itself out and acted as a bridge across which the New Romantics could sashay…
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I've never stabbed, hurt, killed, stolen, anything, but I went to jail for a year. What is that? My pastor…
— Foxy Brown
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Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.
— Cher
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Nearly all Americans have ancestors who braved the oceans-liberty-loving risk takers in search of an ideal-the largest voluntary migrations in…
— George H. W. Bush
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The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but…
— George Carlin
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Nearly all Americans have ancestors who braved the oceans - liberty-loving risk takers in search of an ideal - the…
— George W. Bush
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Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous…
— Dennis Conner
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If the building of a bridge does not enrich the awareness of those who work on it, then the bridge…
— Frantz Fanon
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Until recently, over 98 percent of teachers just got one word of feedback: Satisfactory. If all my bridge coach ever…
— Bill Gates
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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