"If at first you don't succeed, then drag……" — Christopher Titus
"If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you."
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23 Quotes by Christopher Titus
Christopher Titus has 23 quotes on this site.
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Born free. Taxed to death.
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Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what…
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God bless America. But God, please help Canada.
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No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
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Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be…
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Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
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Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies,…
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Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.
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The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and…
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We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.
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Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.
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My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get…
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Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and…
— Karen Armstrong
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Protein has been intensely over-represented on the plate. Now, the garden should be the main drag for main courses.
— Mario Batali
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To love someone is to isolate him from the world, wipe out every trace of him, dispossess him of his…
— Jean Baudrillard
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Karma brings us ever back to rebirth, binds us to the wheel of births and deaths. Good Karma drags us…
— Annie Besant
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The natural movement of one's soul is upwards. But just as any object is dragged down when a heavy weight…
— Vinoba Bhave
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When I'm stuck for a closing to a lyric, I will drag out my last resort: overwhelming illogic.
— David Bowie
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Truth is a demure lady, much too ladylike to knock you on your head and drag you to her cave.…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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There is no original or primary gender a drag imitates, but gender is a kind of imitation for which there…
— Judith Butler
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I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might…
— Jim Carrey
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I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.
— Cher
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I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with…
— Margaret Cho
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Money isn't important, but you have to have enough, so you don't have to think about it. Thinking about money…
— Jarvis Cocker
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