Comedy Quotes

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I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet… — Bill Hicks
You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible… — Bill Hicks
Art happens no hovel is safe from it, no Prince may depend upon it, the vastest intelligence cannot bring it about, and puny efforts to… — James Whistler
There's more truth in comedy than in tragedy. — Vanna Bonta
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people laugh.' You feel completely in control when… — Gilda Radner
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits… — Eric Idle
The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is… — Oscar Wilde
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we… — Bill Watterson
Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and I just saw… — Trishelle Cannatella
I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me. — Allan Carr
I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. — Todd Barry
Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety… — Todd Barry
You can't always go by the book, even in comedy. — Alan Bates
It's a lot of work and I also feel like I've done it. I miss comedy. And I also think that, from purely a logistical… — Adam Arkin
At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy. — Desi Arnaz
I suddenly realized that comedy, for me, was just being honest, and playing it for real. I've seen so many wonderful actors who turn into… — Bea Arthur
Nazis are for the New Age concern. — Bill Hicks
Intelligent Pappu . . . . Teacher :Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? . . . . . . Pappu :Kar di… — Me :P
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!!:D:p — Julie Prince
Funny moments of d students.... . . During xamz...: . . yeh b ho gya . . yeh b ho gya . . yeh b… — Julie Prince

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