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Comedy Quotes by Adam Sandler
- A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
- Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,
- I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue…
- I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
- He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
- I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
- My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
- Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
- I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
- The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't…
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