Adam Sandler Quotes

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• Having a kid is great.... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
• I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
• It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
• Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
• I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
• I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with…
• I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to…
• Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
• I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
• A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
• Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly…
• Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
• I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of…
• Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,
• It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure…
• Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
• I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
• I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue…
• I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
• He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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