Comedy Quotes

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Human life is a fine blend of comedy and tragedy. — Sreenadh
If I can combine all your facebook status, I can have a nice Horror, comedy, drama sci-fi movie in one day.. — Simphiwe Scientist
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. — Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon: This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement. Leonard: Aw, screw the roommate agreement! Sheldon: No, you don't screw the roommate… — Sheldon Cooper
Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle. — Maria Micah Rosales
When I laugh at jokes on the internet I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual. — Maria Micah Rosales
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. — Aisha
Jeff: The drive from the valley? Peanut: Was bad as hell! Jeff: Traffic? Peanut: Sucked like hell! Jeff: Drivers? Peanut: Angry as hell! Jeff: And… — Jeff Dunham
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it — Uunknown
If you are feeling low, then get high! — Christopher John Ford
Life is a comedy for Rich people and tragedy for the Poor people. — RMKATTA
I tend to despise individuals who say that age is just a number, It's clearly just a three letter word. — Gian Lewis
That`s for me to know and for you dot dot dot. — DAMON SALVATORE
Never ending romantic story? Love Never ending horror story? Love Never ending suspense story? Love Never ending action story? Love Never ending comedy story? Love… — Missyrie
You sleep or nah — Kevin Hart
You know that Awkward moment on Sunday when the I didn't turn and look at you even though the preacher told me to? Well I… — Stevynne Callahan
My dishwasher broke this weekend, so I signed up for Match.com to find a new one. — Unknown Author
I heard NASA wanted to invade your thigh gap. There was a lot of space between them thighs — Ramandeep Singh
A Fabulous Quote By The Comedy King Charlie Chaplin-- Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody !! — AaRon
You naughty Ohhh sweety So lovely Your beauty Say any Story, Tragedy, Or comedy Tell fastly And nicely. — Butterfly_Kisses

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