Comedy Quotes

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I don't really like comedy. — Bruce McCulloch
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy. — Bruce McCulloch
Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director. — Kevin McDonald
We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us… — Kel Mitchell
You just make sure you don't screw it up. It's going to work as long as you don't mess it up. Hopefully you have plenty… — Harold Ramis
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. — Robin Williams
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. — Horace Walpole
The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel. — Horace Walpole
It's fun to do a comedy and hook people in and then hoodwink them into watching a serious movie. I like to lead in with… — Reese Witherspoon
I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen. — Douglas Wood
And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike. — Wanda Sykes
I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real. — Wanda Sykes
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in the darkness. — Unknown Author
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.… — Mitch Hedberg
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made… — Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and… — Mitch Hedberg
You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh."… — Bill Hicks
Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here… — Bill Hicks
My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress,… — Mitch Hedberg

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