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Comedy Quotes by Dane Cook
- Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and…
- I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start…
- I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
- I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because…
- I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
- I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot…
- I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.
- When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
- I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website…
- When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone…
- I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a…
- Let's just turn off the lights and play a game called whos In My Mouth?
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