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You Quotes by Dane Cook
- I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
- You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
- When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
- You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.
- If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
- I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we…
- Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone…
- When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
- Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it…
- When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone…
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide