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- On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No…
- We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
- I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
- I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we…
- My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
- We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
- Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
- I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get…
- The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.
- We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through…
- I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
- Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
- Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas…
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- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
- Whenever my pocket money fall short. I start to think my life sucks. Then I think about all those out there who… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
- I realize my mistake when I lost you in the crowd. I felt the pain n loneliness when I lost you. U… — Anurag Prakash Ray