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- Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
- When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the…
- I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found…
- Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
- I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we…
- I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
- I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
- Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it…
- I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember…
- People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
- Its an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesnt know you exist.
- Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
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