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- When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like,…
- I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
- I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.
- Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.
- There's estrogen running through my veins!
- When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.
- What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
- I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.
- I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
- I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
- I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
- We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
- I get so into the moment.
- I'm a late-night guy.
- That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
- I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
- I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
- I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
- Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
- You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.
- Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
- My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
- We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
- Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
- I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get…
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- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento