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- When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like,…
- When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start…
- You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
- My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
- I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment.…
- It's easy to point the finger at someone else & place blame. Go head try it it's fun. Pick anyone & start blame placing the…
- Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas…
- I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.
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