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Lot Quotes by Dane Cook
- I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found…
- I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
- When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway,…
- I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we…
- My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal…
- I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
- I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot…
- Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone…
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- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
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- Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one of the… — Paul Auster
- Making mistakes is a lot better than not doing anything. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I approach playing acoustic guitar more of as a percussive instrument. It's fragile. I don't have a lot of finesse when it… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. If you have 10 people cheering and one person booing, all you hear… — Lance Armstrong
- The one thing I regret was that my work required an enormous amount of my time, and a lot of travel. — Neil Armstrong