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- Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits.
- The only thing I've learnt in school is that I hate a lot of people.
- I don't know who Karma is, but that bitch sure does piss off a lot of people.
- The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
- If I know the person talks a lot I avoid using these words: 1) Really? 2) Please explain! 3) Hello.
- I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.
- I asked my mom, 'How old were you when I was born?' My mom replied, '23' Me: 'Wow, that's a lot of time we missed…
- When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on.
- It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed.
- Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.
- You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.
- You can tell a lot about a person by holding a gun at their head and asking them questions.
- I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of…
- Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself.
- Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a…
- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
- A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail.
- You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.
- If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot and they don't…
- My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter!
- A Woman Never Say: You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.
- A vagina is a lot like a boxing match. When it all gets too bloody and messy, it's time to throw in the towel.
- When it comes to women, sex is a lot like food. The fat ones appreciate it more.
- If you want to gather a lot of knowledge, act as if you are ignorant.
- If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.
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