"When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are……" — Dane Cook

"When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer."

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Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room… — Bill Maher
On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in… — Dane Cook
I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling… — Joseph Bruce
I was a bouncer for ten years in New York City. — Vin Diesel
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous… — Chelsea Handler
In Britain, the idea one could go from blue-collar beginnings to the university was so far out, it was quite… — Norman Foster
I was part of a group called Casanova Fly, doing bouncer work, attending college and working in a pizza shop… — Unknown Author
'LIFE'is like a 'CRICKET' match know it. 'HITTING'century is 'SUCCESS' do it. 'YORKER' is a problem 'FACE' it. 'BOUNCER' is… — Shivanand Desai
I was a bouncer for nine years, it was all I knew how to do, and my training was not… — Vin Diesel

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