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Birthday Quotes by Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- How young can you die of old age?
- I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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