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Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. — Michele Bachmann
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus,… — Marc Maron
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my… — Demetri Martin
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides
Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face. — Dolly Parton
No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us, something more than we could learn for ourselves, from a book. — Cyril Connolly
The last birthday that's any good is 23. — Andy Rooney
Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year. — Alexander Pope
I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. They were less mean in middle school, because I… — Jennifer Lawrence
At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no… — Goran Ivanisevic
I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can… — Pete Rose
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a… — Dean Karnazes
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce… — Lisa Loeb
I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our… — Marcia Gay Harden
I'll be one year younger having missed my birthday and my mirror confirms it; so what's wrong with that. — Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire
The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence. — Denis Waitley
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak… — Otis Blackwell
Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ? — Nancy Astor
When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up early to school… — Dave Franco
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. — Douglas Coupland
Forgiveness is not simply the absolving of an enemy, or one who has done us wrong. Forgiveness must encompass all those things which disturb the… — Barbara Wood
He will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted — Graham Earl
Every minute of every day, a child under 15 is infected with HIV - the overwhelming majority of children under 15 who are HIV-positive get… — Gabriel Byrne
Whenever I have a birthday, I think back over the past year, how I've spent my time, what I've accomplished, what regrets I have, how… — Richard M. Weiner

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