Dude You Quotes
35 quotes by 30 authors
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Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a quarter felon, dude…
— Drake
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,…
— Mitch Hedberg
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The other night I was walking down the stairs behind one of my daughters. I was tired, and she was goofing around, you know like…
— Forest Whitaker
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My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If…
— Mitch Hedberg
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Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy…
— Demetri Martin
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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
— Mitch Hedberg
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LL Cool J was a rapper-turned-actor, and I also relate to him because he was sort of a ladies' man and had a female fan…
— Bow Wow
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I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!'
— Randy Jackson
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Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have…
— Christopher Moore
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you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent…
— Janet Evanovich
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Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman
— Melissa de la Cruz
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
— Eoin Colfer
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Dude, you tried to slice my you-know-what's off!" Thomas laughed, something that he hadn't done in a long time. He welcomed it happily. "Too bad…
— James Dashner
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And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people.
— John Green
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You scared of that pip-squeak? Dude, you got a lot to learn. Freakin' Newbies.
— James Dashner
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Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here…
— Bill Hicks
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Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fucking dumb. I have…
— Gym Class Heroes
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Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you...
— Family Guy
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A real cool dude you should get to know, on a diffrent plateu, like whoa!
— Lil Romeo
Who Wrote These Dude You Quotes
30 authors contributed a total of 35 Dude You Quotes, led by these top contributors: