Dude You Quotes

35 quotes by 30 authors

Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a quarter felon, dude… — Drake
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
The other night I was walking down the stairs behind one of my daughters. I was tired, and she was goofing around, you know like… — Forest Whitaker
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If… — Mitch Hedberg
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy… — Demetri Martin
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg
LL Cool J was a rapper-turned-actor, and I also relate to him because he was sort of a ladies' man and had a female fan… — Bow Wow
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' — Randy Jackson
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have… — Christopher Moore
you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent… — Janet Evanovich
Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman — Melissa de la Cruz
Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show. — Eoin Colfer
Dude, you tried to slice my you-know-what's off!" Thomas laughed, something that he hadn't done in a long time. He welcomed it happily. "Too bad… — James Dashner
And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people. — John Green
You scared of that pip-squeak? Dude, you got a lot to learn. Freakin' Newbies. — James Dashner
Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here… — Bill Hicks
Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fucking dumb. I have… — Gym Class Heroes
Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you... — Family Guy
A real cool dude you should get to know, on a diffrent plateu, like whoa! — Lil Romeo

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